Can't take a joke

Seems that Mother Nature really doesn't have a sense of humour .... or has a twisted one. [image]A few dazes ago we had a -35C [-31F] day and I may have been a little critical of the weather. Not
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Kristin:
I can't afford to see a psychologist every damn week.
(31 December 2018)

Kristin:
I CAN'T EVEN TALK TO MY OWN FAMILY It's hard for me to pay attention when other people are talking.
(31 December 2018)

Kristin:
And always whenever family comes over I am the one who doesn't talk and just fake my expressions.
(31 December 2018)

Kristin:
I just hung up trying to set up an appointment over the phone because of it.
(31 December 2018)

Giovanna:
What is he thinking? Should I stop going over?
(31 December 2018)

Giovanna:
He knows i like him but i just dont get it.
(31 December 2018)

Natalya:
He sent a long text around 8:10am telling me when I called he was gathering his things from hospital and didn't want me to worry so that's why he didn't call me overnight and tell me he was there.
(31 December 2018)

Natalya:
I called his phone around 7:50 am and he didn't answer until 20 mins later.
(31 December 2018)

Natalya:
I think they texted him at 7am after I left.
(31 December 2018)

Natalya:
I stopped by his house and parents told me he left Friday night.
(31 December 2018)

Honey I'm Hoooooooommmmmme!

Honey I'm HOOOOOOOOOMMMMMME!How y'all doing? Did ya miss me?So I'd tell you all the naughty things I did in Vegas but you know what they say....Nah, just kidding.... I was with the daught
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Regan:
I just wanted more attention ... Worse than these guys are not my friends, that is, they are only her friends and therefore I do not trust them.
(31 December 2018)

Regan:
She keeps talking to them and says that I have excessive jealousy.
(31 December 2018)

Regan:
I already talked to her but it did not work.
(31 December 2018)

Regan:
I know they're not lovers, just friends, but I still do not like it at all.
(31 December 2018)

Regan:
Most of the time I send her a message during these conversations but she does not answer me, or if she responds, it's a very hurried response and she comes back to talk to them.
(31 December 2018)

Regan:
My girlfriend talks to a lot of guys on whatsapp.
(31 December 2018)

Latoya:
How to rebuild my social status?
(31 December 2018)

Latoya:
Now most places I go people make fun of me.This includes school and work.
(31 December 2018)

Kellie:
Angry mother and arguing parents?
(31 December 2018)

Kellie:
I tried talking to her but she ended up yelling at me saying i take her for granted and thats she miserable becuase of me, my brother and my father.
(31 December 2018)

DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELER

December 8: 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window, watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It lo
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Dixie:
Why does the letter M seem to be such a common middle initial?
(31 December 2018)

Dixie:
Maybe because there are common middle names starting with M like Marie, Margaret, Mae, Michael, Mark...
(31 December 2018)

Dixie:
It seems like I know more people with the middle initial M than any other.
(31 December 2018)

Virgina:
Family name baby game?
(31 December 2018)

Pamela:
When guys find out your psycho (schizophrenic) do they like it?
(31 December 2018)

Pamela:
I think some like it because they want to plunder my soul And take advantage of me and laugh at me and poke me Like those kids when i was young who would make fun of me for no reason over and over.
(31 December 2018)

Kam:
My crush is very private?
(31 December 2018)

Kam:
He works an unusual amount of hours .. what is up with that lol and how can I get him to like me if he talks to no one except two people I think.
(31 December 2018)

Kam:
He s very quiet and serious otherwise and always looks upset with a sneer but I think he s the most amazing person I ve ever seen and I just like him.
(31 December 2018)

Kam:
He never asks me questions though just comments on something I m doing and he will laugh and speed away.
(31 December 2018)

!st Time Domme Pt. 2

4She watched his body moving awkwardly as she held his manhood firmly. It was amusing and exhilarating to watch him degrade himself in an attempt to please her. The simple fact he would let her be
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Katelynn:
Is it a crime if my boyfriend hit my head a many times, pulled my hair, and put his hands around my neck?
(30 December 2018)

Katelynn:
If he pushed me, called me names such as whore and slut, and threatened me via text message, calls, and email?
(30 December 2018)

Teresa:
Why are some kisses so meaningful and feels right and others do not?
(30 December 2018)

Laveta:
Can you help come up with some a few inspirational phrases for my team members?
(30 December 2018)

Laveta:
Believe me, with my word, my team members NEED inspirational phrases.
(30 December 2018)

Laveta:
My work has a dry erase board and the space is minimal with papers below where I would be able to write.
(30 December 2018)

Sharla:
How did you get by if you were homeless?
(30 December 2018)

Sharla:
It's always so noisy at night that's my problem yet they expect me to be quiet when they want your blood relatives should treat you fairly I'd rather be jumped on the streets I am sick of this.
(30 December 2018)

Sheri:
I have been barefoot all day and did not want to put shoes on for a quick 10 minute drive since I did not go in anyplace.
(30 December 2018)

Sheri:
Since it was warm out and I did not have to go in anyplace and came right back home I just drove barefoot and did not bring my shoes.
(30 December 2018)

It's so cold here....

that if you gave me a blowjob outside, you get ice cream!
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Gloria:
Why didn't she tell me about this?
(30 December 2018)

Emely:
Fourteen year old and twenty-one year old?
(30 December 2018)

Emely:
I know the right thing to do would be to walk away but I do really like him.
(30 December 2018)

Emely:
He's begging for my forgiveness and still wants to date me, but I don't want to get into trouble.
(30 December 2018)

Emely:
He looks a lot older than he is, which is why he was able to fool me when he said he was a senior.
(30 December 2018)

Emely:
Despite me being really pissed I still like him.
(30 December 2018)

Emely:
When I asked him what he lied about, he said that he was only 14 and that he was a freshman.
(30 December 2018)

Emely:
The fourth time we hung out, he told me that he had lied to me.
(30 December 2018)

Emely:
We haven't had sex but we've done other things.
(30 December 2018)

Emely:
He told me that he was eighteen and he was a senior.
(30 December 2018)

Before, or......

.....after?
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Bonita:
White women who are athletic date Asian or Hispanic men.
(30 December 2018)

Bonita:
White women who are thick date black men.
(30 December 2018)

Christine:
Should I talk to my boyfriend mom?
(30 December 2018)

Christine:
I know his mom is upset but I feel like she shouldn t blame me for his actions, I want to talk to her about the situation but I m a bit scared. what should I honestly do?
(30 December 2018)

Lyla:
How do I ask this girl on prom?
(30 December 2018)

Lyla:
I have not talked to her by the way.
(30 December 2018)

Lyla:
Especially when she's most of the time hanging out with her friends.
(30 December 2018)

Lyla:
I have a minor crush on her and I thought about asking her out on prom.
(30 December 2018)

Lyla:
There is this girl that I know from my English classes.
(30 December 2018)

Tomasa:
I don't have a desire to cheat, but I almost forgot that there were gentlemen out there.
(30 December 2018)

Before, or......

.....after?
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Arlinda:
The first time I saw him I couldn't take my eyes off of him.
(30 December 2018)

Arlinda:
I have the weirdest relationship with him.
(30 December 2018)

Thomas:
Why are some girls coy about their desire and affinity to have their back sniffed and licked?
(30 December 2018)

Thomas:
Why don't they just ask to their back sniffed and licked?
(30 December 2018)

Layla:
Why does my girlfriend text her emotions and how she feels and why the relationship is going bad rather than communicate face to face?
(30 December 2018)

Layla:
For me it s unfair as I can t really communicate back, it s just like one sided.
(30 December 2018)

Jaymie:
I asked her if it hurt she said no.
(30 December 2018)

Jaymie:
My wife cried last night when we had sex she's never done it before we been married for 2 years.
(30 December 2018)

Cinthia:
I m 16. Can I move in with my 28 year old sister?
(30 December 2018)

Cinthia:
Can I move in with my other sister and her husband?
(30 December 2018)

Apparently he didn't like my status

The following exchange is my posted status for the day, this asshole's reply on my status and my subsequent reply to him.trying_itagain3x's status12/19/2016I'm pretty sure I've already met my soulmate
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Valeria:
If she does abort the baby, I will beat her to death.
(30 December 2018)

Valeria:
And she has no right to kill that innocent baby.
(30 December 2018)

Valeria:
Cause I really want to have this baby.
(30 December 2018)

Valeria:
How do I convince her to not get an abortion.
(30 December 2018)

Valeria:
She said that she doesn't want to carry a baby inside of her and that she's gonna get an abortion.
(30 December 2018)

Valeria:
When I told her it was on purpose, she got really mad at me.
(30 December 2018)

Valeria:
I really want to have a baby so I got my girlfriend pregnant on purpose.
(30 December 2018)

Nadene:
How to get over being nervous about childbirth?
(30 December 2018)

Nadene:
Can anyone give me any advice to help calm my nerves?
(30 December 2018)

Nadene:
I'm just a little nervous and I want to do everything I'm supposed to do correctly for my princess.
(30 December 2018)

Hot Music Videos

Here are some hot sexy music videos. Unofficial video versions set to official artist's song. To view the following videos. Copy and paste the complete title onto YouTube search. Click on exact title
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Karissa:
They have tickets to fly home to Seattle tomorrow.
(30 December 2018)

Karissa:
I'm not ready for Christmas to be over yet, and neither are they.
(30 December 2018)

Karissa:
My aunt, uncle, and cousins (10 and 8) have been here visiting for Christmas, and I don't want them to go back home.
(30 December 2018)

Willie:
I usually go to a lot of places by myself and I would like to finally have someone to be with me and experience it with me.
(30 December 2018)

Willie:
Anyways wheres the best place to meet girls?
(30 December 2018)

Willie:
Um I've had many opportunities to get one but I've always chickened out.
(30 December 2018)

Willie:
My younger brother is only 15 and hes had more gfs that I have.
(30 December 2018)

Kellye:
She's been really depressed since he died he was her best friend talking about him isn't helping either.
(30 December 2018)

Kellye:
He passed away last year she keeps wishing it was her instead of him.
(30 December 2018)

Kellye:
She said she wants him so bad but he can't be here.
(30 December 2018)

SNN - Stoner News Network. December 18th, 2016

Announcer: Welcome to SNN, the Stoner News Network. We get high and bring you breaking news, latest News and videos. It's just like CNN but we're a lot cooler than those dicks. Here are Dean Comet and
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Ngan:
How can she just move on, and did she ever love me?
(30 December 2018)

Ngan:
I thought before it was just a rebound but they now taking pictures together and saying I love you on Facebook.
(30 December 2018)

Ngan:
I am even more heart broken because I feel like I didn't matter.
(30 December 2018)

Ngan:
Now she is with someone else, and being all lovey dovey with them on facsbook, teeling teach other they love each other.
(30 December 2018)

Ngan:
We were together almost 4 years, and she wouldn't marry me.
(30 December 2018)

Ngan:
She said she loved me, but she just wouldn't marry me.
(30 December 2018)

Ngan:
My girlfriend and I broke up almost 4 months ago, and she has a new boyfriend.
(30 December 2018)

Ashlyn:
Guys is it weird how can I change?
(30 December 2018)

Ashlyn:
Will they think am laughting at them?
(30 December 2018)

Ashlyn:
When ever I talk to people i smile while talking to them.
(30 December 2018)

Soulmate on AFF? Real-Fantasy

Anyone else confused why people are looking for their "soulmate" on Meelp? Not exactly how you want to tell family or friends how you met .... "Oh, funny story how we met . . . ".Not that we are real
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Mayra:
Rainwater was on my phone screen and as I was trying to contact a relative it somehow swiped to his number and dialed.
(29 December 2018)

Mayra:
Idk if 'dialed' is the right word to use, but tonight I accidently dialed him not once, but twice smh.
(29 December 2018)

Mayra:
We casually reach out to each other once in a blue moon.
(29 December 2018)

Mayra:
To clarify, our relationship was a long time ago and we're only acquaintances now on good terms.
(29 December 2018)

Kaylene:
Y would someone that doesn't want to be in relationship w u want to be your roommate?
(29 December 2018)

Kaylene:
Now he's asking am I still looking for a rmmate and how much would I charge every month?
(29 December 2018)

Kaylene:
Guy said he likes me but not enough to be in a relationship w me cause he'll risk losing his child (lame sorry excuse) kid mom won't allow him to see her cause she stills want to be with him.
(29 December 2018)

Louetta:
When we're sitting on the couch she has it she holds onto me or my boyfriend and cries.
(29 December 2018)

Louetta:
She's never done this before she said it just started this past summer she doesn't eat anything unusual just a normal diet and food like anyone else.
(29 December 2018)

Louetta:
She said she gets this maybe once every other month she doesn't know if it has something to do with a period or what but like I said she hasn't had one in 2 years.
(29 December 2018)

Good reminder Ladies...

The three Cs baby...1. Cock2. Cook3. Clean
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Tony:
I have something I NEED to tell you.
(29 December 2018)

Tony:
My ex texted: I'll be in your city tomorrow on business.
(29 December 2018)

Jessi:
Would you accept a 20 year old boy having a 16 year old girlfriend?
(29 December 2018)

Jessi:
It's also legal in said state as 16 is the age of consent.
(29 December 2018)

Jessi:
If the boy is still in high school and the girl is as mature as he is would you be ok with a four year difference?
(29 December 2018)

Sharee:
Was this a weird thing for my friend to do? it kind of embarrased me ..am I right to feel this way?
(29 December 2018)

Sharee:
Am I right to be embarassed by this?
(29 December 2018)

Sharee:
IAnd my friend that is throwing the party was questioning me about it and I felt so embarrased and did not know how to explain why my friend was trying to contact him.
(29 December 2018)

Pearlie:
75 mg of benydryl safe during third trimester? (28 weeks)?
(29 December 2018)

Pearlie:
I've been taking benydryl on and off my entire pregnancy.
(29 December 2018)

Watching my own videos

Sometimes I watch my own videos and masturbate. I get a certain excitement knowing that's it's out there for others to see. It would really excite me when people comment or like the video because I
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Kerrie:
Who should I talk to about this if I cany talk to I thought my best friend and only person I know around me?
(29 December 2018)

Kerrie:
Ahe tells my rudely that I'm just looking for attention and for me to shut the F up and not to talk to her if that's what I have to say.
(29 December 2018)

Noreen:
My wife and I are Separating ! Is it ok for me to demand she leave behind the several Expensive French Maid and German Beer Girl Outfits I?
(29 December 2018)

Audry:
Should I try taking astronomy 2nd semester just cause my crush is in it?
(29 December 2018)

Diane:
What is the approximate cost in oregon to get your eggs frozen?
(29 December 2018)

Diane:
Anyway, if you have the idea of how much it would cost together, that would be very helpful.
(29 December 2018)

Diane:
Reminder, I live in oregon so I need costs for the oregon area.
(29 December 2018)

Diane:
If you could possibly break down the cost, that would be more helpful.
(29 December 2018)

Diane:
My friend will be my surrogate and wants no money for the procedure so my understanding is I dont have to pay for that.
(29 December 2018)

Diane:
I realize nobody will know the exact cost, but I'm curious of how much approximately egg freezing (at least two cycles), IVF, genetic testing, medication, buying sperm, and appointment cost together would be.
(29 December 2018)

Celebrating our differences

I've been a member of Meelp for years now and have met awesome men, women, and Ts here. Mostly we've corresponded, tons of views and flirts, and once in awhile actually getting together. So many p
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Audrie:
Do you think my friend is evil or just lucky?
(29 December 2018)

Audrie:
Is he lucky because he may have a chance or is he evil because he may have a chance but already has a girlfriend?
(29 December 2018)

Audrie:
She wrote his number down before he left but he has a girlfriend, who is black.
(29 December 2018)

Audrie:
They were talking and she seemed kinda interested.
(29 December 2018)

Audrie:
We were sitting at the bar table and he kept flirting with this cute young blonde bartender, who was about in her late 20s.
(29 December 2018)

Audrie:
I went to Chili's with my friend who is also black.
(29 December 2018)

Priscilla:
Can you get pregnant if you touch your underwear after giving a handjob?
(29 December 2018)

Priscilla:
After a minute i went to bathroom and touched my underwear only.
(29 December 2018)

Priscilla:
I gave my boyfriend a handjob, he ejaculates and i wash my hands only with tap water and some rubbing alcohol.
(29 December 2018)

Illa:
What does this mean? I need advice about my life? What is wrong with me?
(29 December 2018)

A public service announcement

WHICH WERE YOU THIS YEAR? SANTA NEEDS TO KNOW
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Samara:
One guy said I must have done something wrong for him to treat me that way.
(29 December 2018)

Samara:
My husband cheated repeatedly so I m divorcing him.
(29 December 2018)

Samara:
When I turn them down they tend to get hostile.
(29 December 2018)

Samara:
I m invisible to men unless they want to attempt to sleep with me.
(29 December 2018)

Melina:
I heard my mom and her boyfriend having sex should I be mad?
(29 December 2018)

Melina:
I was so uncomfortable it made me cry and now I m so mad at them and I can t believe how he could disrespect me like that, knowing me and my brother were sleeping at home.
(29 December 2018)

Melina:
I tried shouting for him to be quiet and I don t know if they heard because then I could hear them having sex.
(29 December 2018)

Francina:
Bf has a cold. I called him around 5pm after work to check on him. He sounded tired and said he was falling asleep.......BUT then...?
(29 December 2018)

Francina:
Then at 2am it says he was on... what does this mean?
(29 December 2018)

Mimi:
How does pre marital sex ruin you mentally after marriage?
(29 December 2018)

We should leave our lovers... will you... would I... tell me why...

We should leave our lovers... will you... would I... tell me why...Recently, I've been reading some of your blogs...Some of you want to meet 50 times before you'd think of intimacy... others, want to
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Maureen:
I could not get over my anger and my resentment and I moved 3 minutes away.
(29 December 2018)

Maureen:
I m still not sure what he got involved in but I have my suspicions.
(29 December 2018)

Maureen:
So after about 2 months the harassment stopped happening and we began to work things out.
(29 December 2018)

Maureen:
He got involved with activities with coworkers at work and when we began to start focusing on our relationship...three coworkers began to harass me on my job.
(29 December 2018)

Maureen:
I left the house because he was going through a midlife crisis and his behavior was very unlike him.
(29 December 2018)

Maureen:
I separated from my husband 3 years ago.
(29 December 2018)

Akilah:
Can't seem to get over my ex?
(29 December 2018)

Akilah:
I recently found her on social media and she seems different.
(29 December 2018)

Akilah:
I cant seem to get over her even after all this time.
(29 December 2018)

Akilah:
Well we didnt really break up she just stopped talking to me out of no where and thats it. no goodbye or whatever.
(29 December 2018)

My Male Dulcinea

What he could beWere he not taken!I know he could beMany thingsMy hero!My champion!For he has that wayAbout him!Like a knight in shining armorHe would come To my rescue.Fighting battlesSlaying dragons
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Shirleen:
I was dating a guy he's about 20 years older I'm 22 and he's 40. We were in love, traveled together, lived together, met each others friends and family.
(28 December 2018)

Minh:
Am I sexist if I'm not interested in the same sex?
(28 December 2018)

Minh:
I think she's full of it personally.
(28 December 2018)

Minh:
Am I a sexist for not liking women?
(28 December 2018)

Minh:
She said anyone who isn't willing to try the same sex is sexist.
(28 December 2018)

Minh:
I told her that I wasn't lesbian.
(28 December 2018)

Minh:
When I told her I wasn't interested, she asked why not.
(28 December 2018)

Minh:
I'm a female and my friend who is an ardent Hillary supporter and certified feminist hit on me.
(28 December 2018)

Jennette:
What a girl likes in a guy?
(28 December 2018)

Yuette:
Is it weird to give yourself a hickey while masturb?
(28 December 2018)

the dirt

The PoetI am one of many,no better than the rest.But the heart of a poetbeats in my chest.With words I cancapture your imagination.As I tell you a story full of fascination.In unicorns and faeries,I c
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Verona:
If i use the boost feature for tinder and set my distance to 500 miles will it still show my profile to people nearby 1-5 miles from me?
(28 December 2018)

Alethea:
How to get help and began a clean healthy an abusive situation? A lady I know is unsure but truly believes her husbands going To kill her?
(28 December 2018)

Johnsie:
Bull or Bear?
(28 December 2018)

Lizabeth:
I broke up with my girlfriend for not telling me about how one of her parents threatens suicide to her younger siblings when they misbehave?
(28 December 2018)

Gerald:
I just got my tonsils out 2 weeks ago. Does anyone know how long before I can smoke weed again?
(28 December 2018)

Marion:
Or do you think the birth control is causing me to miss a period?
(28 December 2018)

Marion:
Is it possible I could be pregnant with his precum from grinding me with his boxers on and I had no underwear on?
(28 December 2018)

Marion:
My period is late by 2 weeks and I'm starting to get nervous.
(28 December 2018)

Marion:
We only did this for about 2 minutes, then we tried having sex with a condom on but we couldn't even get his penis inside of me.
(28 December 2018)

Marion:
My boyfriend and I grinded, he had boxers on and I had nothing on, his boxers were a little wet with precum.
(28 December 2018)

Pussy eating?????

What3 happened5 to all2 the women2 that1 were looking6 to have their3 pussy5 eaten with4 no strings2, no drama. Women from 18-80. I prefer a woman with big tits D, DD or bigger cup size, big nipples.
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Shalonda:
I feel bad every time someone talks about him I have to be strong for her.
(28 December 2018)

Shalonda:
He died a year before she was born even though she never met him she still misses him I told her that he would have loved her he loved everyone he became friends with anyone.
(28 December 2018)

Shalonda:
My wife is upset because she was listening to some of our songs she said she really misses Freddie Mercury I know how she feels I really miss him too.
(28 December 2018)

Agripina:
Is it normal for a boyfriend to fondle a bit her girlfriend when he wakes up in the morning or when they sleep at night?
(28 December 2018)

Agripina:
We laid like that for almost an hour and he caressed my hair and said that he found all he ever wanted and now he's afraid to lose me.
(28 December 2018)

Agripina:
Once he told me to lay with my head on his chest, and he said he felt the happiest person ever.
(28 December 2018)

Agripina:
When we wake up I see that he's kinda embarassed and doesn't talk about what happens in bed.
(28 December 2018)

Agripina:
But he doesn't try anything more.
(28 December 2018)

Agripina:
He huggs me and puts his hands on my pj and then kisses my neck and hugs me really really tight.
(28 December 2018)

Agripina:
Actually his hand never went down there, maximum on my chest.
(28 December 2018)

Sensuous Tigress

Sensuous Tigressscott6250You are the succulent cherry thatlusciously flavors man's most erotic dreams, and the fierce, sexy, exoticbeauty that stalks the steamy junglesof the heart like a passiona
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Aida:
Was it to much?
(28 December 2018)

Aida:
So I finally got up and I didn't even say any thing not even a warning I just straight out punched him in his face no one got in trouble but I just feel like I messed up on punching him should I have said something first?
(28 December 2018)

Aida:
I'm in high school and I'm in 10th grade I see this kid getting bullied I've seen him getting bullied sense the beginning of the year but last week we were in lunch and I see them from a few tables down laughing at him and pushing him around a little.
(28 December 2018)

Maisha:
What are the women like this where I live?
(28 December 2018)

Maisha:
Some will hang with me and then suddenly I would begin to get bullied by these guys when I make any interaction with her or am around her.
(28 December 2018)

Maisha:
I try to talk to these women, very soon these guys would appear and say something incendiary and smart aleck or begin to heckle me when I try making any interaction with her.
(28 December 2018)

Maisha:
These guys that they are with are exclusive and all the same, dresses talk and act the same and physically look alike.
(28 December 2018)

Maisha:
The women are single and don't have a boyfriend but are just with these random guys.
(28 December 2018)

Zenobia:
How does it feel to be Handsome?
(28 December 2018)

Zenobia:
I'm ugly and I try to be nice as hell, but apparently it is not enough for girls.
(28 December 2018)

A man went to a pet shop looking to buy a parrot..............

A man went to a pet shop looking to buy a parrot. The shop had several parrots but one was priced much lower than the others. When the man asked why one was so much cheaper than the others, the pet sh
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Chrystal:
He calls me almost every day and lately it seems like he has some feelings but I feel like he's just horny really.
(27 December 2018)

Chrystal:
He still tries to but I reject him.
(27 December 2018)

Chrystal:
We stayed friends (im too soft, don't judge me) but never did the whole no contact thing like you're supposed to (probably was definitely needed). We hooked up a few times over the months but not lately.
(27 December 2018)

Chrystal:
Quick breakdown of the breakup: he lost feelings and ended up cheating, so i broke it off.
(27 December 2018)

Chrystal:
We've been broken up for maybe 4 months now.
(27 December 2018)

Myung:
Can a husband and wife exchange last names?
(27 December 2018)

Myung:
I don t mind this, and don t care much for my own last name either. but I thought it would be funny if he took mine and I took his.
(27 December 2018)

Myung:
My boyfriend and i talked a bit about marriage (sort of serious, but it s too soon in our relationship to be really serious) and he says he would like to take my last name because he doesn t feel a strong connection with his own.
(27 December 2018)

Rubye:
All-day date ideas?
(27 December 2018)

Rubye:
Do people have any ideas for fun things to do at home (we live near each other so we hang out at each other's houses a lot), or maybe things we could go out and do?
(27 December 2018)

I FEEL LIKE I JUST CRAWLED FROM A GRAVE.

well it s started yesterday at 11:30am I was chatting with a friend on Y hoo chatand I lost my connection..gee so whats new about twc to spectrum that I lost connection.so I went to my computer and l
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Lilia:
How come girls get very infatuated when they see a handsome guy that is much taller than them?
(27 December 2018)

Olene:
How come in straight porn, its common for 2 women to be sexual with each other while having a threesome with a guy. yet not for guys?
(27 December 2018)

Nikki:
How could this take so long to deal with?
(27 December 2018)

Tosha:
As a guy I do have a habit of checking out woman quite often. why do I feel like I am the only guy that does it?
(27 December 2018)

Felicidad:
How to ask about going to a concert if my parents say no?
(27 December 2018)

Felicidad:
I was planning to even go with a chaperone and they declined me, but are letting my older cousin (by 2 years) go with supervision.
(27 December 2018)

Felicidad:
They are concerned about the safety in the area. (I am going in the north part of Tulsa in Oklahoma at the BOK Center). They said that regardless of the rules, people still smoke drugs inside during concerts.
(27 December 2018)

Felicidad:
I am planning on going to a Travis Scott concert in February of next year, but my parents still said no.
(27 December 2018)

Joel:
Why does my friend only talk to me like this?
(27 December 2018)

Joel:
She does the same thing she does to me and doesnt tell her anything.like i'll leave trash in her room on accident and she'll yell at me but if our other friend left trash in her room she doesnt say anything or too afraid too.
(27 December 2018)

10 days until christmas

all my shopping is done..am waiting for a couple of gift cards to arrive in the mail though...wonders if i should trust the mailman turns out i do not have a torn meniscus (or at least they done think
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Vickey:
I went on vacation with my friend and not my bf because we had already made plans and I didn t want to cancel them.
(27 December 2018)

Vickey:
I tried to explain I just didn t know what to do because it was awkward and I wasn t going to go with the guy.
(27 December 2018)

Vickey:
My bf saw and feels like I cheated on him.
(27 December 2018)

Vickey:
One time a guy put his arm on me and I sat there and pretended not to notice.
(27 December 2018)

Vickey:
I lied because I was afraid he would break up with me if he knew, but he sees it as I lied because I want to keep the memories between me and the past, like a secret that will tie me to it instead of revealing it to him and letting it go.
(27 December 2018)

Vickey:
The worst thing I did was I lied about my past.
(27 December 2018)

Vickey:
Most of the big stuff I did early on, and we are still together four years later.
(27 December 2018)

Vickey:
To not write a book about the details, basically I hurt my boyfriend many ways and many times in the relationship.
(27 December 2018)

Mana:
How Do I Tell My Mom That My Dad Cheated On Her With Other Men?
(27 December 2018)

Luisa:
Does your work ever have you constantly mad?
(27 December 2018)

FREITAG - FRIDAY

Ich wünsche allen einen schönen Freitag!!I wish everyone a Happy Friday!!
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Joe:
As we grew up, we all moved away at some point.
(27 December 2018)

Joe:
As children, we would beg her to move us away, because our family never fit in with the locals.
(27 December 2018)

Joe:
My mother always complained that she couldn't move away, and she would say she couldn't because it wouldn't be fair to move the kids away from their home.
(27 December 2018)

Joe:
Shortly after, we all saw that we didn't fit in there.
(27 December 2018)

Joe:
When I was little, we moved to a small town.
(27 December 2018)

Joe:
My mother has always wanted to move to a new place, out of state.
(27 December 2018)

Diamond:
Frustration?
(27 December 2018)

Diamond:
He is still very caring.. just that part frustrates me.
(27 December 2018)

Diamond:
I like him a lot but some recent problems have created a gap between us.
(27 December 2018)

Diamond:
Tired having an open communication with husband but doesn't help.
(27 December 2018)

Kiss!!

As most of us know, not every kiss is going to end with marriage and children (and lets give thanks for that!). A whopping 59% of men and 66% of women say they have ended a budding relationship becaus
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Alene:
Girls, what is acceptable for striking up conversation at the gym?
(27 December 2018)

Alene:
I hear a lot that girls hate being approached at the gym, but my cousin met her boyfriend at her gym, so... What are acceptable ways to approach a girl at the gym?
(27 December 2018)

Alene:
At my office building gym, there is this girl there that I see at least twice a week who I find really attractive.
(27 December 2018)

Natosha:
Why do some brothers think they are their sisters boyfriend?
(27 December 2018)

Natosha:
I am talking about certain ones who acts protective but really they try to be controlling when she gets a boyfriend he gets mad like grow up.
(27 December 2018)

Vinita:
My boyfriend never gets me anything. Does he love me?
(27 December 2018)

Vinita:
We have been together for five years and i never ask him for anything but my way of showing love is giving even if its a small card for christmas i was expecting something small meaningful and i didnt even get that.
(27 December 2018)

Vinita:
My boyfriend never gives me anything on holidays , bdays etc.
(27 December 2018)

Amee:
What is your New Years Resolution?
(27 December 2018)

Juliet:
Me and my girlfriend are having a baby in June if it's a boy we're naming him Freddie after Freddie Mercury of it's a girl we're naming her Lily which is her favorite name for a girl.
(27 December 2018)

Literal Pain In The Ass

So, I was with this guy, at his house. We'd just finished having some fun and I went downstairs to use the ladies room. Granted, we'd had some drinks. And what do I do? I slip on the stairs and land f
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Theodora:
Sje only said hi one time when my cowo rkwr said hi to her and she just looked me.
(27 December 2018)

Theodora:
If ah3 likes me qhy haanr she said hi back.
(27 December 2018)

Theodora:
Does she like or is she just plain weird.
(27 December 2018)

Theodora:
But ahe keeps looking me wha gives.
(27 December 2018)

Theodora:
Ive said hi to hwr like 3 times but she juat responds wirh an awkward grin or no facial expressions at.
(27 December 2018)

Theodora:
She looks at me when im not looking and sometimes looks at me when i am.
(27 December 2018)

Theodora:
This girl at work keeps staring me . i dont know why.
(27 December 2018)

Adriane:
Should I buy my wedding dress online?
(27 December 2018)

Adriane:
Because I don't have much money, buying a wedding dress in the store costs so much in my budget.
(27 December 2018)

Cayla:
How to get dirty thoughts out of your mid?
(27 December 2018)

Don't ya just love a nice butt

That's cheeky
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Jeane:
The car cost more than she makes in a year.
(26 December 2018)

Jeane:
She spent 25 grand on a brand new car.
(26 December 2018)

Jeane:
So I make about 30 grand a year and she makes 15 or so working part time but because she has a job the car dealership let her buy a car.
(26 December 2018)

Jinny:
What to do if the person I love, loves someone else?
(26 December 2018)

Jinny:
I want to tell him so bad, but it would create a whole series of problems.
(26 December 2018)

Jinny:
I just don't know what to do, and how to let go of him.
(26 December 2018)

Jinny:
He's in my mind, in my dreams, and I fantasize sometimes to the point where I cry to myself.
(26 December 2018)

Jinny:
We talk, make jokes, but nothing serious.
(26 December 2018)

Jinny:
I can barely hold myself when I see him or talk to him.
(26 December 2018)

Jinny:
I see him everyday at our sport practice, I'm friends with the person he is dating, but it really hurts to see them together.
(26 December 2018)

Don't ya just love a nice butt

That's cheeky
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Madison:
I never knew that celebrities could grow up in an abusive home like that poor guy did.
(26 December 2018)

Madison:
I already knew the song she knows it too they played it at some of her family members funerals.
(26 December 2018)

Madison:
She's already seen it when it was in theaters she and her brother went to see it.
(26 December 2018)

Madison:
Me and my girlfriend were watching I Can Only Imagine I haven't seen it yet I like it so far it's kind of making me sad too.
(26 December 2018)

Johna:
He said this is all moving too fast for him he wants to take a break he wants us to still be together but not move to fast in our relationship I been with him for 4 years I love him more than anything.
(26 December 2018)

Johna:
My boyfriend is upset because we're getting married and having a kid soon.
(26 December 2018)

Lauren:
Can spaghetti sauce be a good substitute for shampoo?
(26 December 2018)

Belinda:
Me and my boyfriend are adopting a baby he or she will be here next month if it's a boy we like the name Ryan if it's a girl we like Josephine.
(26 December 2018)

Floria:
I'm creeped TF out by my cousin?
(26 December 2018)

Floria:
Anyone else think this is weird asf?
(26 December 2018)

breaking bread....

[image]His voice rolled over her. She thought, I will not be able to survive this dinner. What is it that makes one sound preferable to another sound? Why the cello over the violin? The tenor sax
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Parthenia:
He always kind of hid away from people and therefore did not have any friends.
(26 December 2018)

Parthenia:
Eventually, he started talking to we.
(26 December 2018)

Parthenia:
I tried to talk to him and he ignored me.
(26 December 2018)

Parthenia:
In the detention room there was this kid named Myles, who was in for skipping class for the fifth time that week.
(26 December 2018)

Parthenia:
Roughly two or so months ago I was late and had to stay for detention.
(26 December 2018)

Parthenia:
I am stuck in a pretty shitty situation right now.
(26 December 2018)

Sparkle:
My girlfriend cries after we had sex the first time.
(26 December 2018)

Ettie:
Ever met a woman in love all her life?
(26 December 2018)

Marquerite:
Does handsome really mean your ugly but you dress nice?
(26 December 2018)

Stephenie:
Emma Holly Last name is Sinclair.
(26 December 2018)

The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office...............

The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right then and there."Please," protested the college president, "you already make more than the entire History
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Leonia:
I understand that from her point of view it seems like I ll be leaving her behind, but that isn t the case.
(26 December 2018)

Leonia:
After that I am planning to leave Virginia to go live near my biological family and continue college in Florida, but I am going to be visiting my adoptive family whenever I can.
(26 December 2018)

Leonia:
Even after I graduate I m going to stay in state for two more years to earn my bachelor s degree.
(26 December 2018)

Leonia:
I try to tell her that I m still going to be in her life, but she can t let go of her that fear.
(26 December 2018)

Leonia:
Now that I m about to graduate she is upset because she thinks I m going to leave her in the past.
(26 December 2018)

Sarina:
I love trading !!!?
(26 December 2018)

Bernita:
Your favorite odd bible names?
(26 December 2018)

Bernita:
I like Asenath, Boaz, Tabitha and Neriah.
(26 December 2018)

Chelsie:
Why are people in west coast so free spirited and eccentric?
(26 December 2018)

Chelsie:
Why is it the west like this but once you go east of Colorado, things started getting kind of square?
(26 December 2018)

My First Anal Experience Part II

I decided to take the plunge and replace the dildo with a real, live cock so in early 2007 I updated my profile and cupid preferences to state that I was bi-curious and interested in meeting a man. No
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Alane:
Every time I asked her answer was always that it was because of how uncomfortable her cramps and bleeding were.
(26 December 2018)

Alane:
Answer to Gypsyfish: We talked about it for hours last night and this morning over breakfast.
(26 December 2018)

Bobette:
What should I do if I feel like my girlfriend ruined Christmas? Please read description?
(26 December 2018)

Bobette:
I would appreciate some firsthand experience with this if anyone has anything to offer.
(26 December 2018)

Bobette:
Should I try to cut her some slack?
(26 December 2018)

Bobette:
Today she is off it and she is trying to do everything she can to make up for it, but it's not really making any difference to me.
(26 December 2018)

Bobette:
I will say that she was on her period yesterday, but I've seen her act the same way when she isn't.
(26 December 2018)

Bobette:
At one point she even began talking about depression while we were watching a Christmas movie.
(26 December 2018)

Bobette:
Saying what she thought was wrong with every present she opened; going out of her way to avoid anything the rest of us were enjoying.
(26 December 2018)

Bobette:
Yesterday, on Christmas, she spent the whole day focusing on the negative of everything that happened.
(26 December 2018)

Have You Ever Noticed ??

Have you ever noticed that no one ever looks in each others eyes anymore. A smile or a simple hello as you pass a stranger on the street. Everyone is so preoccupied with some kind of technology that t
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Sophia:
It happens, so I just went on my way.
(26 December 2018)

Sophia:
Ok so I met her about a year ago on a dating app and we got along well enough, but at the time another guy beat me to getting into a relationship with her.
(26 December 2018)

Rosanne:
Am I bi?!?
(26 December 2018)

Carol:
How to start a conversation over text with someone without all the small talk?
(26 December 2018)

Carol:
So how do I start it without it being needy?
(26 December 2018)

Carol:
I like this guy friend of mine, and we love to talk over text but I don't want to seem to needy with my texts.
(26 December 2018)

Ira:
Is not letting someone break up with you abusive?
(26 December 2018)

Ira:
I keep trying to break up with my boyfriend but he doesn't let me bevause he says he loves me and that we're going to be together forever.
(26 December 2018)

Imogene:
What does it mean when a girl says she tried to like me?
(26 December 2018)

Imogene:
Girl told my friend she tried to like me but couldn t, what does tried to like me mean?
(26 December 2018)

+++ TV Dads

Good old talk radio got me again. They had an hour segment about TV Dads, both old and new. They went from the old fashioned ones where Dad wore a suit and tie around the house to the current day on
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Carolann:
Should Hitler be sent to the naughty corner?
(25 December 2018)

Majorie:
How to ask a shy girl to hang out?
(25 December 2018)

Majorie:
In p.e we did table tennis together, and then in Irish class we also talked a lot.
(25 December 2018)

Majorie:
I'm a lesbian and there's a cute girl (who is also gay yay) and she's really introverted but lately I've been managing to talk to her more.
(25 December 2018)

Ruth:
I want to write my mom and let her know that I feel dead inside.
(25 December 2018)

Hannelore:
She is the only exception that feels right to me.
(25 December 2018)

Hannelore:
I have lived almost 30 years of my own hell trying to find a place in this world.
(25 December 2018)

Joe:
Does the no contact rule work after a month of dating?
(25 December 2018)

Joe:
Will the no contact rule work in this case?
(25 December 2018)

Joe:
My ex boyfriend broke up with me after a month of dating, i want to get him back.
(25 December 2018)

Pix?

Curious to know what kind of pix you sexy ladies would like to see?
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Sheree:
Yesterday he sent me a christmas message and wrote love and his first initial.
(25 December 2018)

Sheree:
He is super attractive so it's not like he is lacking dates and that's why he comes back to me.
(25 December 2018)

Sheree:
He also blocks me when he deems me annoying and that again only lasts a couple of days.
(25 December 2018)

Sheree:
He always comes back and has said that he likes me but won't say as in a friend or more.
(25 December 2018)

Sheree:
Whenever he gets mad at me he blocks me only to unblock me like 2 days later.
(25 December 2018)

Sheree:
We've been talking for a couple of months already.
(25 December 2018)

Caprice:
Do you guys think she likes me or is she just being comforting because it's part of her personality?
(25 December 2018)

Caprice:
We talked from 4pm to 1 in the morning.
(25 December 2018)

Caprice:
She then asked me to hang out when our holiday break is over.
(25 December 2018)

Caprice:
Well both talked about our reasoning why that could be and she said that I'm a great person and that she respects that fact that I don't change myself for others.
(25 December 2018)

When It Comes To The Selling of Goods For Services.......

[image]What do you think or is it a combination of both?
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Cherryl:
She's not the kind of girl to have nightmares.
(25 December 2018)

Cherryl:
She has a glow in the dark charger a nightlight the hallway light is kept on.
(25 December 2018)

Cherryl:
We go to bed at 8 or 9 she gets back up at midnight or 1 then stays up half the night it's no wonder she can't sleep she sleeps with the tv on.
(25 December 2018)

Cherryl:
My wife hasn't been sleeping well the last 2 weeks she had heart surgery a couple weeks ago but outside of that she's doing fine I don't get why she's not sleeping.
(25 December 2018)

Debra:
It's been a little over a month now and I'm starting to wonder if I could have done something different to keep the peace between us.
(25 December 2018)

Debra:
I understand that I was harsh, but I tried to compromise with her.
(25 December 2018)

Debra:
I have received nonstop backlash from the rest of my family.
(25 December 2018)

Debra:
I flat out told her that if she can't respect my wishes than she doesn't have to go at all.
(25 December 2018)

Debra:
My partner and I compromised and decided to allow kids at the reception but she was still throwing its about how unfair it is.
(25 December 2018)

Debra:
My sister has been arguing back and forth about allowing her children to attend.
(25 December 2018)

When It Comes To The Selling of Goods For Services.......

[image]What do you think or is it a combination of both?
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Diamond:
But everyone thinks he is too old for her including our parents and they get a lot of disapproval from the family and her friends.
(25 December 2018)

Diamond:
He is good looking he treats me and her very well.
(25 December 2018)

Diamond:
My sister is 19 her boyfriend is 42. I'm only 16 so i don't know but I think he is a good guy.
(25 December 2018)

Arminda:
Me and my wife got married we found out she was pregnant but she had a miscarriage last week I don't know wether to be mad at her or what to feel right now.
(25 December 2018)

Mitsuko:
How can my husband spank our daughter better?!?
(25 December 2018)

Mitsuko:
How can he spank her more effectively?
(25 December 2018)

Mitsuko:
He has recently told me it gives him a tingly feeling but I'm not sure what he means.
(25 December 2018)

Mitsuko:
My husband likes to spank her bare butt over his knee with 10 hard swats.
(25 December 2018)

Mitsuko:
My daughter is 8 years old and has been known to misbehave frequently.
(25 December 2018)

Jina:
Should i walk away or stay?
(25 December 2018)

Seductive Light

Seductive Lightscott6250The glorious full moon's wondrousseductive and pure, pristine light isa beautiful and sensuous thing everlighting our way deep into the romanticheart of the wonderful night.
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Bernita:
Although I brush my teeth regularly, my mouth tastes not very nice, why and ehat can I do about it?
(25 December 2018)

Margy:
Which guy is better in the long run?
(25 December 2018)

Margy:
Because all my friends were comparing both of them.
(25 December 2018)

Margy:
The narcissistic guy is too chicken to talk to strangers girls on the bus or train he doesn't show it the shy guy try to take action instead of all talk.
(25 December 2018)

Margy:
Or the shy guy that is nervous in front of the crowds?
(25 December 2018)

Coral:
How to get over someone that played you?
(25 December 2018)

Coral:
I'm upset (although I know it's for the best) but what is the best way to heal?
(25 December 2018)

Coral:
I caught him and he apologized but I ended it.
(25 December 2018)

Sirena:
Marisa Tomei is 54 years old , would she be interested in dating a guy in his 20's?
(25 December 2018)

Iona:
Am I being petty for blocking my Sister's number on Christmas?
(25 December 2018)

HI ALL

Enjoying the FL 'winter' but becoming a voyeur. Any nice guys locally that enjoy what I like?
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Britany:
During my time in boot camp, my girlfriend cuddled with her ex and possibly did other things.
(25 December 2018)

Taryn:
Does he like me? Mixed messages?
(25 December 2018)

Taryn:
Nnow i do not know how to act towards him any more.
(25 December 2018)

Taryn:
He said he is glad to hear i like a guy like him.
(25 December 2018)

Taryn:
He acted surprised when i told him i like him.
(25 December 2018)

Taryn:
Finally i asked him if he likes me and without answering the question he said he cannot date me because he is my boss and i also did not get over my ex.
(25 December 2018)

Taryn:
He is recently divorced and my supervisor.
(25 December 2018)

Taryn:
This guy and I were texting 2-3 hours each day (mostly at night). He tried to make me laugh and was also inviting me to have dinners with him.
(25 December 2018)

Soon:
Should I say yes for her friends to come?
(25 December 2018)

Soon:
So I asked a girl to come over at my place.She said sure, but she wants to bring 2 of her friends.
(25 December 2018)