Coz I didn't do it last night...

There once was a man from BombayWho molded a pussy out of clayTill the heat from his dickTurned it into a brickAnd stripped all his foreskin awayI stole that from a porta potty!
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Nan:
Anyways, I had sexual intercourse throughout my fertile days and the last day I had sex, he didn t pull out at least 2-3 times.
(23 August 2016)

Nan:
I m going to make this clear before I am lectured about how it s all in my mind: I am NOT trying to conceive, it isn t part of my plan any time soon.
(23 August 2016)

Stephenie:
Should I date a guy 4 years older than me?
(23 August 2016)

Stephenie:
Also I have almost no experience with relationships.
(23 August 2016)

Stephenie:
I text him sometimes and he always responds quickly and enthusiastically, however he doesn t initiate conversations himself.
(23 August 2016)

Stephenie:
Despite over 3 years of an age difference we get along really well and enjoy each other s company.
(23 August 2016)

Stephenie:
We are both quite shy and introverted, we re very much alike and have a lot of mutual interests.
(23 August 2016)

Stephenie:
We ve known each other since childhood, as our parents are friends.
(23 August 2016)

Johnny:
Does this mean he wants to see me again?
(23 August 2016)

Johnny:
I was having sex with my dominant the other day and he ejaculated inside me and then sent me a text afterwards saying 'you're now my property' Does this mean he wants to see me again?
(23 August 2016)