Its my husband's birthday, should he get a hall pass?

ok, ok, I know the number one choice is for me to find a nice sexy single lady on here and give him the magic three way.....he will settle for my being his little sex slave while he plays hookey from
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Brandy:
The reasons varied but most of em were crazy to be honest.
(10 August 2016)

Brandy:
The longest I have ever dated someone was 3 months.
(10 August 2016)

Brandy:
I never had a really good track record when it comes to dating.
(10 August 2016)

Brandy:
It was about 3 months in the relationship when I started seeing her as she could be my future wife.
(10 August 2016)

Brandy:
We are both into nerdy things, we have the same kind of dark humor, we love plays, and love going out and having adventures together.
(10 August 2016)

Brandy:
Sparks were flying between us when we started dating.
(10 August 2016)

Brandy:
We both met a little over a year ago.
(10 August 2016)

Brandy:
I am a 28 year old man engaged to my beautiful bride to be who is also 28 as well.
(10 August 2016)

Priscilla:
Cute girls asked my number I told her she said she would text me that day it's been a week and still nothing next time we meet is in a year?
(10 August 2016)

Priscilla:
I found out her Email for iMessage . Next time we meet is in a year I'm not sure if I should message her that would seem very awkward because she did not give me her email.
(10 August 2016)