Miscommunication Between Men and Women

The baton in a relay race is extremely important. Poorly handled it changes from an inanimate cylinder of cheap metal to the-reason-batons-in-races-are-stupid-in-the-the- first-place. Meelp is like a
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Salley:
Anyways I would like to talk to her but I cannot compose myself.
(12 August 2016)

Salley:
As we got closer to pass one another she looked behind her very quickly like if she was checking to see if anyone was behind her but she damn well knows no one was there.
(12 August 2016)

Salley:
I know she knows I was checking her out.
(12 August 2016)

Salley:
Without expecting her I saw her blonde hair and light skin curvey body.
(12 August 2016)

Salley:
I was on my way to the lunch room to get my lunchbox and there she was.
(12 August 2016)

Salley:
Anyways today I saw her again except this time I was already on my way out before she got to the work area.
(12 August 2016)

Salley:
Well yesterday I noticed she was looking at me while I was working and I was un aware that she had already showed up at the work area.
(12 August 2016)

Salley:
She works dayshift so when she comes in I leave.
(12 August 2016)

Salley:
I work night shift and I just saw her for the first time yesterday when she came in to work.
(12 August 2016)

Harold:
Do you think that my mom tries to embarrass me sometimes?
(12 August 2016)