"So you're fat, and stupid, and a disrespectful slow chatter."

Today, a wonderful gentleman from the land of slot machines and Elvis impersonators decided to hit me up on messenger. As usual, messenger was being it's usual malfunctioning self, and combined with c
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Madelene:
His girlfriend hates me, what do I do?
(19 August 2016)

Madelene:
Its really hurting me because I don't want to lose my friendship with this guy.
(19 August 2016)

Madelene:
I don't really have a good connection with her so I'm afraid that would be weird.. should I say something about this to him?
(19 August 2016)

Lesia:
Scorpio men- how do you feel when you find out a woman likes you?
(19 August 2016)

Angie:
Jealous of my mom?
(19 August 2016)

Angie:
I'm jealous she said she only needs my dad.
(19 August 2016)

Angie:
I don't have the balls to say I think she should stfu about Facebook but I calm her down and pretend to be cheery.
(19 August 2016)

Angie:
She cheated on my dad a long time ago.
(19 August 2016)

Angie:
I don't need anybody else but my dad.
(19 August 2016)

Angie:
They started arguing because my mom got mad he didn't say happy birthday to her on Facebook .. but then I realized how simple things would be if it were just me and my dad.
(19 August 2016)