The Blonde Mortician

A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. Sh
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Nakita:
I know our lifestyles would not necessarily merge super well...
(18 August 2016)

Nakita:
I know that it would never work out in the long run, but yet I still find myself being attracted to the same type of guy.
(18 August 2016)

Nakita:
I always feel attracted to guys who I know I would never marry... yet I still want to date them.
(18 August 2016)

Ranae:
Where can I legally buy a woman to be my wife?
(18 August 2016)

Ranae:
I figured men in the US buy woman from Russia all the time. just can't find a website, help?
(18 August 2016)

Ranae:
I'm 42 year old man and I never had a sexual relation or even a love life.
(18 August 2016)

Rina:
How can i make friends in 9th grade if i have health problems?
(18 August 2016)

Rina:
I have to use crutches due to my health problem and that is probably the reason people wouldnt want me as a friend.
(18 August 2016)

Marni:
She said she'd be shocked if I was and was asking if i was interested in anyone.
(18 August 2016)

Marni:
A girl asked me if I was single.
(18 August 2016)