This one should have been typed in short-hand

A man walks into a bar and sees a sign:CHEESEBURGER: £1.50CHICKEN SANDWICH: £2.50HAND JOB: £10.00He walks up to one of the three attractive barmaids:"Yes?" she enquires with a smile. "Can I help yo
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Brunilda:
So, I did it anyway before my birthday.
(21 August 2016)

Brunilda:
He said I didn't love him and it hurt me that he said that.
(21 August 2016)

Brunilda:
He was pissed at me because, I told him I change my mind.
(21 August 2016)

Brunilda:
I feel like i'm going back on my word but, I really didn't want to.
(21 August 2016)

Brunilda:
A few months ago I said I wanted to have sex when I turned sixteen, but now that my b-day is a few months away I don't want to.
(21 August 2016)

Brunilda:
Hi, i'm Aria & I never had sex before and he has plenty of times.
(21 August 2016)

Madeline:
Should I do sucide?
(21 August 2016)

Nu:
Does this causes pregnancy?
(21 August 2016)

Nu:
I have read that many doctors stated that pregnancy without penetrative sex is almost impossible or very very rare.
(21 August 2016)

Nu:
I was wondering if there is any chances of pregnancy?
(21 August 2016)