Pretentious but funny....

I like my wine, particularly red wine,, (not fussed on white) but would rarely buy a bottle when eating out in a restaurant - FAR too expensive- especially when I can buy a bottle in the supermarket
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Yolando:
I do these two things to improve my looks.
(25 September 2016)

Yolando:
Would you dump your boyfriend if you found out his eyes are actually smaller than they appear and his hair is not wavy and actually straight.
(25 September 2016)

Yolando:
These contacts are necessary for me though because my vision is bad and they are more sophisticated than regular contacts.
(25 September 2016)

Yolando:
I don't like my smallish eyes and therefore I am happy that my contacts make them appear bigger.
(25 September 2016)

Yolando:
Additionally, I like using texturizing paste to make my straight hair wavy.
(25 September 2016)

Yolando:
My contact lenses make my eyes bigger because they are special contacts which covers a larger area of my eye.
(25 September 2016)

Yolando:
I am Hispanic but look a bit Asian to some people because I have slantish eyes.
(25 September 2016)

Delaine:
Should my boyfriend and I have sex?
(25 September 2016)

Delaine:
Do you guys think we should or do you think we need to wait still?
(25 September 2016)

Delaine:
We have engaged in oral but we think we may wanna go to the next step.
(25 September 2016)