Profile tuns into novel....Character limit please!!

Our couples profile and into is longer than I like but is the bare minimum to cover our bases...who we are, what we like, etc. But then we run across others that put ours to shame and are so ridiculou
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Zenia:
I sit in the seat acroas from her on the way home and our bus is always empty.
(20 September 2016)

Ivana:
Am I bound to be single forever?
(20 September 2016)

Ivana:
So lets cut the chase what are the chances of me being single my whole life?
(20 September 2016)

Ivana:
I am a guy that is super shy to make the first move on a girl.
(20 September 2016)

Ivana:
Lets just get straight to the point here because I don't want to waist your time.
(20 September 2016)

Jeffrey:
Why are women more tolerable of the stinky smell than men when changing baby's diapers?
(20 September 2016)

Jeffrey:
I'm not a parent, I'm just curious.
(20 September 2016)

Jeffrey:
Any parents had this experience changing dirty diapers?
(20 September 2016)

Georgiann:
Poll: WHICH FIRST AND LAST NAME SOUND BETTER?
(20 September 2016)

Lakeisha:
Please help! Do you think i'm Pregnant?
(20 September 2016)