This might only be funny to me

I got an email today that cracked me up but I have to give you a little history first.As I said in my previous post, I've been trying to buy some equipment, specifically pallet jacks. Every piece of
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Tyra:
Between the names Bradley and Bentley, which sounds better with sisters Aubrey and Paisley?
(10 September 2016)

Dierdre:
My dads locked my mom in their bedroom? what to do?
(10 September 2016)

Clarinda:
I am always horny!?
(10 September 2016)

Mabel:
I caught a woman staring at my bulge or genital area several times she is very nice to me and is always bringing me things to work?
(10 September 2016)

Shanelle:
My past is catching up on me and I don t want anyone to know?
(10 September 2016)

Shanelle:
But I dont know how to make myself feel better because sometimes, Im scared to enter a club meeting without be criticized about what I did in sixth grade.
(10 September 2016)

Shanelle:
I just want it to go away but during that time when I did it, I felt so alone and wanted attention and now I regret it more than ever, I regretted right after I did it.
(10 September 2016)

Shanelle:
People decide not to be my friend because of it.
(10 September 2016)

Shanelle:
Im sure that people still remember what I did but Im scared that everyone will talk about it again.
(10 September 2016)

Shanelle:
During Christmas, I learned that my dad was sent to prison and everything i did about being good, it didnt matter anymore.
(10 September 2016)