jokes

If a stork bring babies to married women what brings babies to unmarried women? answer a cockatoo.How do u pickle a dick. answer soak it in cider.How do u make a hormone. answer kick her in the cunt.
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Jenniffer:
I'm just not sure about his looks...
(4 October 2016)

Jenniffer:
I love him, and I couldn't imagine my life without him.
(4 October 2016)

Jenniffer:
I just don't know, will I find him more hotter as we continue the relationship?
(4 October 2016)

Jenniffer:
He makes me happy and I love being with him & I love talking to him.
(4 October 2016)

Jenniffer:
I mean he turns me on and stuff but I don't find him really cute just a little bit.
(4 October 2016)

Jenniffer:
I really like him, he is the perfect boyfriend but I'm just not that physically attracted to him.
(4 October 2016)

Johana:
What are some other sexual things me and my girlfriend can do?
(4 October 2016)

Merrilee:
Do suicidal people want attention?
(4 October 2016)

Merrilee:
Why don't they ever act on it if they want to end their lives so badly?
(4 October 2016)

Prudence:
I kept all of the money they made for myself.
(4 October 2016)