Why is it so damn hard???

All I ask is to have 2 men at the same time- how freaken hard is that? well let me tell you (IT IS FREAKEN RIDICULOUS) can't find any !!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT THIS SOOOOOOOOO FUCKING BAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Stephani:
She does always get the last text though.
(29 October 2016)

Stephani:
When I first got her number we texted a little bit but she has never has me texted first.
(29 October 2016)

Stephani:
We haven't really texted that much but we still know each other fairly well.
(29 October 2016)

Stephani:
We usually come 5 minutes before class starts and have a small conversation.
(29 October 2016)

Stephani:
I sit next to her in class which meets 3 times a week.
(29 October 2016)

Stephani:
We are having a third date next week to a restaurant.
(29 October 2016)

Stephani:
So I have been on two dates(both times coffee for an hour) with this girl in my college class.
(29 October 2016)

Una:
Good Nordic Middle Names?
(29 October 2016)

Una:
Also, just to help out, it doesn't matter if the names are feminine or masculine as I do kind of need both.
(29 October 2016)

Una:
If you could tell me what name goes to what country and give me a few to choose from, that would be amazing.
(29 October 2016)