Get me to the church on time

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Lonnie:
But aside from me giving him oral and getting a condom, that was pretty much all we did beforehand.
(14 November 2016)

Lonnie:
Like he started cuddling me at around 6 am.
(14 November 2016)

Lonnie:
I like morning sex but it's different.
(14 November 2016)

Lonnie:
But this weekend he slept over and it was the first time we've had morning sex.
(14 November 2016)

Lonnie:
Normally he gives me oral before we have sex.
(14 November 2016)

Lonnie:
I've been dating a guy for the past two sex.
(14 November 2016)

Holli:
I went to a massage session and I ejaculated at the end (masseur was out of room), Is that possible she want to impregnate herself by that?
(14 November 2016)

Holli:
Is that possible she want to impregnate herself by my sperm which was left on the table and sheet?
(14 November 2016)

Holli:
I went to a massage session and I ejaculated at the end (masseur was out of room), I did that on the sheet and after that I tried to clean the mess by napkin.
(14 November 2016)

Vashti:
CCIS information?
(14 November 2016)