Man Walks into a Bar...

I've written so many profiles over the years, all slightly different and tailored to the particular site it was for. Some sites require more personality. I found Meelp doesn't. In fact, when I did an
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Sarah:
I haven't hung out with friends for 5 years?
(4 December 2016)

Sarah:
I don't even talk to my family much either.
(4 December 2016)

Sarah:
I don't know what to do, I feel so empty inside.
(4 December 2016)

Sarah:
Even my closest friends and I have just drifted apart, though I have them added on Facebook and could text them.
(4 December 2016)

Sarah:
Since I graduated high school 6 months ago, I haven't heard from any of the people I called my friends.
(4 December 2016)

Sarah:
I'm a freshman in college and since moving to another town 5 years ago I haven't hung out with friends outside of school ONCE.
(4 December 2016)

Kemberly:
Are women much more experienced with sex than men?
(4 December 2016)

Kemberly:
I've only had sex two times but I couldn't perform because I was so embarrassed plus they were fat girls and smelled like cigarettes.
(4 December 2016)

Kemberly:
I'm just wondering, women are obviously used to having lots of sex...I mean seriously lots and lots of sex.
(4 December 2016)

Kemberly:
Another time, another girl was concerned.
(4 December 2016)