Men's sizing. How average is... the average?

There we go. This topic has been a long time coming! (pun half intended).I feel the need to impart my average (despite what appearances may suggest) knowledge to those amongst men who have no or very
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Mirian:
All of our money is for bills, child support and the baby.
(24 December 2016)

Mirian:
My husband has 4 children from a previous marriage and we don't have much savings.
(24 December 2016)

Mirian:
We have a 10 month old and I am pregnant.
(24 December 2016)

Mirian:
Last week my husband got into a minor argument with his boss and today he told us we have to be gone by Wednesday.
(24 December 2016)

Mirian:
We don't pay rent, we live in a house on a farm.
(24 December 2016)

Mirian:
So my husband and I live where he works.
(24 December 2016)

Charline:
How long can you live off placenta and water?
(24 December 2016)

Charline:
I have recently acquired a large number of placentas (its a long story). I was just wondering how long you could live off of just placenta and water?
(24 December 2016)

Madison:
Pregnancy ladies help please!!!?
(24 December 2016)

Madison:
I had my period but it's now 3 weeks later I am now light bleeding could this be a sign of pregnancy?
(24 December 2016)