Sexual Surrogacy, Sexual Counseling: Are These Kinks?

I changed my profile to reflect that I offer sexual counseling for singletons and for couples. But it came out Sexual Single Counseling and Sexual Couple Counseling.So I got contacted by a couple, who
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Ellis:
Neighbor has very loud motorcycle?
(9 December 2016)

Ellis:
This guy is ex military and has more guns then a military base and could probably snap my neck with fishing string, so I don't plan on damaging his stuff simply because I would like to continue to live.
(9 December 2016)

Ellis:
Please don't say something stupid like slash his tires or try to scare him.
(9 December 2016)

Ellis:
But I really don't want to move.
(9 December 2016)

Ellis:
I rent my house and if I can't resolve this I plan on moving.
(9 December 2016)

Ellis:
I asked if he would put the stock stuff on there and he said no.
(9 December 2016)

Ellis:
He sets my car alarm off every single day.
(9 December 2016)

Ellis:
He rides around normally nothing crazy.
(9 December 2016)

Ellis:
He doesn't go racing or anything, its just really stupid loud.
(9 December 2016)

Ellis:
I went and tried to talk to the guy and he said he's not changing his bike to be quite just because it bothers me.
(9 December 2016)