The Fourteenth Symposium: The Stressful Discouragement of the First Date Interview

Thanks to life in general, it’s been awhile since my last contribution to these wonderful symposiums “assignments”. But here I am on a return engagement. I found this particular subject, for the
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Wendi:
He's one of the nicest dogs you'll ever meet.
(16 January 2017)

Wendi:
I tried saying things I could work on and the things he wouldn't be allowed to do that she doesn't like like being on the couch or the bedroom.
(16 January 2017)

Wendi:
Recently, we talked about moving in together but she gave me the ultimatum: him or her.
(16 January 2017)

Wendi:
Over the years, there were times she warmed up to him and other dogs.
(16 January 2017)

Wendi:
Although, I didn't know how much she really disliked dogs.
(16 January 2017)

Wendi:
I got my dog after 2 months of us dating because he had been family to family and nowhere else to go.
(16 January 2017)

Wendi:
We dated for over 2 years and she made it clear she wasn't a dog person.
(16 January 2017)

Melvin:
Deflower virgins?
(16 January 2017)

Melvin:
Am I officially a stud now so that I can brag in front of friends?
(16 January 2017)

Melvin:
I had deflowered and ejaculated 7 virgin girls in the past 4 days.
(16 January 2017)