jim's Christmas feast

trying to work on my chistmas feast this year. so far i'm giving goose for main with a little spotted dick for afters and cream pies instead of mincepies anyone got anything they want to suggest or
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Selma:
We text after school every day, and she is kind of flirty.
(7 February 2017)

Selma:
We don't have very many classes together, and she lives far away, but we spend all of our free time together.
(7 February 2017)

Selma:
We hang out at lunch and cuddle up together and watch Netflix.
(7 February 2017)

Selma:
We are pretty good friends, but I don't know if she likes me.
(7 February 2017)

Shelia:
So I dreamt of m crush and a friend liking each other last night. What does that mean?
(7 February 2017)

Shelia:
I know that he did like my friend's best friend, but not her.
(7 February 2017)

Shelia:
I mean she likes his brother, I never had one thought of her liking my crush.
(7 February 2017)

Lindy:
Do you like it when your gf pees on you?
(7 February 2017)

Lindy:
I love it when she pees on me, it gets me hot...
(7 February 2017)

Alyssa:
Is it a good idea to Join the us Military while Donald Trump is president?
(7 February 2017)