What not to tell a guy after sex( humor)

I thought I'd come back and share the other perspective on the things not to say. This time with the guys hope you all enjoy the Saturday /weekend humor1. That’s it?2. What the hell was that?3. What
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Farah:
I basically just stayed in my own bubble after having horrible heart breaks.
(14 April 2017)

Farah:
I am in my twenties and I haven't dated or even kissed a guy for a year(my choice). I am from a broken home.
(14 April 2017)

Kamilah:
Feeling resentment?
(14 April 2017)

Kamilah:
At least she shows caring in the home.
(14 April 2017)

Kamilah:
Why else would I still be with her right?
(14 April 2017)

Kamilah:
We seem to live Chinese style lives with everything kept separate.
(14 April 2017)

Kamilah:
Not since we got married 5.5 years ago.
(14 April 2017)

Kamilah:
We never go on vacation together.
(14 April 2017)

Kamilah:
Up to her if she wants to make it less awkward and finally get on a plane again with me.
(14 April 2017)

Kamilah:
I will go there myself with my parents even if it's a bit awkward.
(14 April 2017)