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New Phrases Men Wish Their Wives Would Say...1. Of course I'll swallow it all, I love the taste.2. I'm bored, let's shave my pussy.3. Shouldn't you be at the bar with your buddies?4. You are so sexy w
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Lin:
When im just standing there i would get a crotch bulge sometimes, she stares, when i bend over, she stares.
(8 April 2017)

Lin:
So at school, whenever i lift something heavy (my backpack) my forearms would look very defined, shed stare at them.
(8 April 2017)

Lin:
And she would stare at my chest and arms.
(8 April 2017)

Lin:
Shes a girl, and im a boy (GENIUS) Well whenever im in swimming trunks, you can see the outline of my cock (I DONT NOTICE IT, DONT JUDGE ME LMAO) she would stare down there for like 10 seconds and look away.
(8 April 2017)

Mitsue:
My girlfriend dont smile when i tell her shes beautiful?
(8 April 2017)

Soo:
Am I losing my wife?
(8 April 2017)

Soo:
I do my best to be a good husband and make her happy in every way I can, but it just seems like she would rather spend time on her game then with me.
(8 April 2017)

Soo:
During my days off, my wife spends almost ALL her time on her phone playing a game.
(8 April 2017)

Soo:
I work 3rd shift 4 days a week and have 3 off.
(8 April 2017)

Zofia:
Should I answer my ex-best friend?
(8 April 2017)