"Ejamacation Is Important!" Campaign Speech By Prez Candidate Huck Fim

Football Captain Huck Fim For Prez: Ejamacation is important![Audience]: clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! clap!Admiral Dilly Dancer: Time out!
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Laurene:
She has a huge crush on him he's her favorite member of the Manson family.
(30 May 2017)

Laurene:
My sister wants to meet her idol Tex Watson.
(30 May 2017)

Tennille:
How will I get him to ask me to be his girlfriend?
(30 May 2017)

Tennille:
So we have been sleeping around for three years ( since I was 15 now 18 ) he still haven't asked me to be his girlfriend.
(30 May 2017)

Rubye:
GUYS, what's his DEAL here?! need HONESTY! ;)?
(30 May 2017)

Rubye:
There's a certain level of awkwardness (mostly on his part) that I feel in our interactions, like a shyness.
(30 May 2017)

Lindy:
Is it normal to want to have sex with a sentient grapefruit?
(30 May 2017)

Lindy:
I've thought about it since i was but a boy, the thought of his juicy yellow grapefruit inside of me.
(30 May 2017)

Constance:
Dad wants me to leave girlfriend?
(30 May 2017)

Constance:
Do i choose to stay with her or listen to him?
(30 May 2017)