A Chuckle for you single guys

I know it's bad but it's a funny kinda bad
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Lawanda:
He wants to buy me something, as I dont really have too much and he feels he owes me as he's been unable to buy me birthday gifts in past years.
(22 July 2017)

Lawanda:
We'd only be hanging out for one day, as thats all hes going to be there for.
(22 July 2017)

Lawanda:
We're just now meeting in a week at a comic con that im going with my boyfriend to.
(22 July 2017)

Lawanda:
So I've been friends with this guy, Luke, for almost 5 years now.
(22 July 2017)

Sharita:
I'm in a long distance relationship. Do you think it'll last?
(22 July 2017)

Sharita:
I'd appreciate it if you tell me about your experiences.
(22 July 2017)

Sharita:
So my question is do long distance relationships really last?
(22 July 2017)

Sharita:
I know him since more than a year ago.
(22 July 2017)

Sharita:
I've been in a long distance relationship with a guy on the other side of the world (America, I'm in Asia) for about 5 months.
(22 July 2017)

Sharita:
Hi, I'm an 18 year old girl and still live with my parents.
(22 July 2017)