Best Come-Back Line Ever

A female sheriff's deputy arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22 year old white male, who was fornicating with a pumpkin in the middle of a field at night.The next day, at the Gwinnet County (GA) courthouse
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Tanya:
We have a camping spot down along the river we're going there tonight she doesn't want to swim now.
(5 July 2017)

Tanya:
Me and my wife and our friends went to see 47 Meters Down she's terrified of sharks she didn't know it be this scary she thought it be like Jaws.
(5 July 2017)

Golden:
Tips on asking to spend the night at my boyfriend's?
(5 July 2017)

Golden:
They really like my boyfriend, but any advice given could really help.
(5 July 2017)

Golden:
Even though I'm almost 19, my parents are still stricter on my relationships.
(5 July 2017)

Golden:
He has a guest room I would stay in, and I'm wondering if anyone has any advice on how to ask my parents about it?
(5 July 2017)

Golden:
I'm almost 19 and my boyfriend is 21. My boyfriend and his mom offered for me to spend the night to go to Anime Con with him.
(5 July 2017)

My:
Im searching for a relationship any tips?
(5 July 2017)

My:
I hate making the first move and dont know what to do and how to engage in conversations.
(5 July 2017)

My:
My freinds always make fun of me for it but im just kind of a shy guy until i get to know her a bit.
(5 July 2017)