I want to go down... on you

There was an SNL segment on a few weeks back where a few guys went out to a bar to try to pick up a woman or three. It was one of those skits that evolved into a rap where the guys were describing wh
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Alona:
Then my mom had to check my car for a pair of sunglasses of hers I borrowed and found the evidence.
(25 July 2017)

Alona:
I stupidly got caught...I knew I had left some evidence in my car but figured I'd be ok.
(25 July 2017)

Alona:
I'm 18 and my parents have just found out I was a stripper for literally 3 days.
(25 July 2017)

Tamela:
I feel like returning the favor but I don't know if they'll let me?
(25 July 2017)

Tamela:
But I feel like if I do he'll refuse to take it but I want him to or I can't live with myself being a person who just takes and doesn't give.
(25 July 2017)

Tamela:
I feel like going back the next time and giving him the amount because it wasn't much and two he is really nice plus I felt like he was struggling with the system down.
(25 July 2017)

Tamela:
I kinda feel guilty because I don't feel right getting something I didn't worked for.
(25 July 2017)

Tamela:
So after trying he pulled out his wallet and took cash out and paid for it for me and I walked out.
(25 July 2017)

Tamela:
Ok so today I went to my local comic book store I go to every week to get latest issues.
(25 July 2017)

Candice:
My period is 10 days late but all my home pregnancy tests came back negative (I took 2) and I have no symptoms.
(25 July 2017)