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This made me laugh I hope everyone is having a great morning
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Lala:
Any advice as to how to move on?
(3 August 2017)

Lala:
He isn't weird at all with me, but I still feel strange with him.
(3 August 2017)

Lala:
I love him a lot, and I want to be his friend.
(3 August 2017)

Lala:
He told me that this guy liked me too, he told him, but I guess things have changed because he said he only likes me has a friend now.
(3 August 2017)

Lala:
I've liked a friend of mine for a long time now and his best friend recently found out.
(3 August 2017)

Kasey:
Why do people look down on me for being a 37 year old male virgin?
(3 August 2017)

Kasey:
I don't want to sound like an arrogant jerk, but I just want to know if I am abnormal or selfish for wanting to enjoy a lifelong bachelor lifestyle of peace and quiet.
(3 August 2017)

Kasey:
I constantly reject any woman that flirts with me or turn down dates that my friends try to set me up with.
(3 August 2017)

Kasey:
My family and friends think I'm strange to enjoy my life as it is and not want to change in the future.
(3 August 2017)

Kasey:
I'm living the best bachelor life of any person's dreams.
(3 August 2017)