Stop humping my leg!

[image]Sometimes I just want to scream, “Stop humping my leg and talk to me!”How many ladies out their can relate? I’m sure some of the men have experienced this as well, but it seems to be more
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Elvira:
The next morning my boss called me into his office.
(11 August 2017)

Elvira:
When I got home, I started updating my resume.
(11 August 2017)

Elvira:
After some thought I decided to drive her home.
(11 August 2017)

Elvira:
If I refuse to drive her home she and possibly my boss will be mad at me and goodbye job.
(11 August 2017)

Elvira:
If my boss is mad at me for driving his wife home and is cut off from sex for a month, goodbye my job.
(11 August 2017)

Elvira:
If he objects to you driving me home, I will cut him off from sex for a month.
(11 August 2017)

Elvira:
She said my husband does not control what I do.
(11 August 2017)

Elvira:
I did not want to get in trouble with my boss for being around his wife.
(11 August 2017)

Elvira:
I told her I would if it was OK with her husband my boss.
(11 August 2017)

Elvira:
One day Sue ask me if I could drive her home as her husband had to work late.
(11 August 2017)