The Hair Down There and Everywhere - A Dilemma

For those thinking otherwise, this particular post won't have anything to do with "edging" whether solo or agricultural, so hold any crop puns till after the end of this ride...Let me se
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Shannon:
So I need to know if I talk to her in themiddle of the night and she says like I woke up to use bathroom.
(21 August 2017)

Shannon:
And although she is claiming all this love crap with me and won t stop and claims to walk with God she seems like she is nothing but a game playing pathological liar.
(21 August 2017)

Shannon:
She has a husband and seems to have a boyfriend.
(21 August 2017)

Shannon:
Or is this something she texted to give me the idea she was having sex.
(21 August 2017)

Theo:
My friend also a man told me he would move mountains to have a man like me. Thoughts?
(21 August 2017)

Theo:
He is straight, we were talking about same sex relationships.
(21 August 2017)

Cindy:
Day 2 of not going pee, but a little did come out when I did number 2?
(21 August 2017)

Sammie:
Though I'm still pretty young as I'm not 18, and a few years away from it.
(21 August 2017)

Sammie:
I figure if I can't figure myself out who can.
(21 August 2017)

Sammie:
I just want to change who am I, and a whole bunch of things about myself without therapy and medication.
(21 August 2017)