Gang bangin'

[image]I wanted to share an email I received this week. I fixed this morons punctuation so it's easier to read. This probably rates up there between douchebag of the year and douchey email of the year
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Lorie:
I am 28yrs and I have lost interest in sex and dating.
(10 September 2017)

Imogene:
How do you interpret her pregnancy comment?
(10 September 2017)

Imogene:
How do you interpret the comment?
(10 September 2017)

Imogene:
She's 27 years younger than my dad, so he's pretty lucky to be tapping that I think.
(10 September 2017)

Imogene:
Now keep in mind I think she's sexy as hell, so id love to bang her, but I know its not possible.
(10 September 2017)

Imogene:
She announced that her and my dad are expecting a baby.
(10 September 2017)

Kymberly:
I like two different boys and don't know who to choose?
(10 September 2017)

Kymberly:
They both want to start chatting to me so I need to pick one.
(10 September 2017)

Kymberly:
I like them both the same really, obviously there's good and bad things about both of them and their both different but I still really like them both.
(10 September 2017)

Kymberly:
I like two different boys and they like me back - who do I choose?
(10 September 2017)