April Fool apology?

Ok, second blog and I am apologizing already. In a normal conversation I usually have at least 5 minutes before finding my foot in my mouth.This goes out to my IM friends, seems being standard really
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Inell:
A guy online who's older and smarter than me said I'm basically ugly...I liked him and this hurts me?
(30 October 2017)

Inell:
He's a smart businessman making money for himself.
(30 October 2017)

Sharda:
My penis is so hard he just?
(30 October 2017)

Brianne:
My ex cheated on me, i want to tell her family.?
(30 October 2017)

Brianne:
I was really close with her family and i want them to know because i know for a fact they will not approve of this guy he is 8 years older than her.
(30 October 2017)

Loriann:
I miss talking to him. Should I message him?would it be weird?
(30 October 2017)

Loriann:
Should I message him or do you think it would be weird as well and leave it be?
(30 October 2017)

Loriann:
I asked my sister and she said it would be weird if I messaged him.
(30 October 2017)

Loriann:
I haven't talked to him since September and I miss talking to him.
(30 October 2017)

Loriann:
He stopped talking to me cause I didn't want to hang out with him one time when he was in town.
(30 October 2017)