Are you real?

I get this question a lot. Often several times a week. For years."Are you a real person?"My usual answer is "Last time I checked."Simple question, slightly cheeky answer.I suppose
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Ardell:
Is there a significant difference between someone asking to hang out vs calling it a date?
(25 November 2017)

Georgette:
If I go clubbing tonight is there a good chance I'll touch some boobs?
(25 November 2017)

Georgette:
I'd say that I get to touch boobs 76 percent of the time when I go clubbing.
(25 November 2017)

Richelle:
Can I ask Tyler why his girlfriend is fat?
(25 November 2017)

Jamie:
Abandoning wedding for show?
(25 November 2017)

Jamie:
I've never even seen the two brothers together in one picture, and as the two have different last names I have a feeling Reece is estranged from the family.
(25 November 2017)

Jamie:
Why would Reece abandon his own MOTHER's wedding for this?
(25 November 2017)

Jamie:
Missing from the picture is his gay brother (let's call him Reece). Reece, as it turns out, was in a show within the last week, and judging by both profile picture changes it seems that both the wedding and the show were on the same weekend.
(25 November 2017)

Jamie:
A photo of said wedding includes Gary, his wife and 2 kids, his sister and her husband, and his mother and new father-in-law.
(25 November 2017)

Jamie:
My friend's (call him Gary)'s mother got married last week.
(25 November 2017)