Is that Bigfoot or an armadillo?

Do you ever sign on here and out of the corner of your eye, a pic catches your attention. you are drawn to click on it because it evokes a "Wtf is that?" response? I just clicked on to check messages
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Fredericka:
Nobody talks to me and I m basically ignored.
(14 December 2017)

Fredericka:
So I m a 9th grade girl and I have no friends what so ever.
(14 December 2017)

Moira:
Why is he suddenly being so mean to me?
(14 December 2017)

Moira:
He chose to ignore me and is seemingly mad that I went to formal with someone else.
(14 December 2017)

Moira:
After that, he was pretty mean to me all night, arguing with me over anything and everything he possibly could.
(14 December 2017)

Moira:
Last night, my friends invited him to dinner with us, and he was friendly at first, but someone made reference to me hooking up with his frat brother and he got defensive and aggressive, saying that I make everything awkward.
(14 December 2017)

Moira:
I ended up making out with his frat brother and there were rumors that we hooked up, so I assume he heard these rumors, but he had already been ignoring me prior.
(14 December 2017)

Moira:
He was friendly when he saw me there and I was respectful when he was around.
(14 December 2017)

Moira:
He didn't end up inviting anyone even though I offered to go with him, but one of his frat brothers ended up taking me instead.
(14 December 2017)

Moira:
He ignored me for over a week and his frat had a formal this past weekend.
(14 December 2017)