whoa ... seriously? I really think this is a mistake

If this news had come a little earlier in the month, I would have ignored it as an April Fools Joke.The provincial government just passed a change in laws concerning the Vital Statistics Act. It is no
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Torrie:
But i'm always scared to lose him because i think i'm below average, not as smart.
(5 December 2017)

Torrie:
My boyfriend is so handsome, smart, and nice to me.
(5 December 2017)

Katy:
Where is the most ticklish part in your body sweetie?
(5 December 2017)

Melynda:
Father of a child?
(5 December 2017)

Melynda:
The father of my child never signed the birth certificate right now it says father is unknown if we were on the streets and he wanted to try and take her from me could he get in trouble?
(5 December 2017)

Vivian:
What would you do in my position? I have a friend I want to stop being friends with?
(5 December 2017)

Vivian:
When I avoid her she tells me that she misses me (aka misses having me listen to her for hours) and I'm running out of excuses.
(5 December 2017)

Vivian:
But I don't know maybe she's just a generous soul Like I said she's really sweet but I'd like to get away from her without her feeling bad.
(5 December 2017)

Racheal:
Should i apologize to my LDR chick?
(5 December 2017)

Racheal:
I'm afraid I'm falling in-love with someone else.
(5 December 2017)