Monday Morning Funnies

Yes, It's Monday. Sorry to say that. Up way too fucking early this morning. Anyways, just a few for Monday. Chuckles and giggles don't cost anything, or say I've heard. [image][image2][
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Michiko:
Since then he moved to another state and we've been friends.
(18 January 2018)

Michiko:
So me and my ex broke up 5 years ago.
(18 January 2018)

Samuel:
Why would a married guy do this?
(18 January 2018)

Samuel:
As a matter of fact, whenever there's a group, he sits as close to this young woman as he can.
(18 January 2018)

Samuel:
Going to lunch with a group of people, why would a married man choose to sit across from his (younger, attractive) female friend and chat her up, rather than sitting with his wife?
(18 January 2018)

Missy:
How to dance??
(18 January 2018)

Bernadine:
Opinions please? Does this man like me? Or he just sees me as a friend?
(18 January 2018)

Bernadine:
We live in different cities but I know we could travel.
(18 January 2018)

Bernadine:
He's a separated man and lives alone.
(18 January 2018)

Bernadine:
Actually the calls are becoming more frequent like twice a week instead of once a week.
(18 January 2018)