On the lighter side today...For NBA (Basketball) Fans

So, Curry is announced as the MVP today. Did you care? Was it a surprise? He is the first player selected unanimously as the MVP. Shocked to find out that Michael Jordan was never unanimous? Or an
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Maris:
I give him some head then I stop because I'm tired.
(20 January 2018)

Maris:
But sometimes I'm just so tired after work.
(20 January 2018)

Maris:
We have sex and I give him head.
(20 January 2018)

Maris:
My boyfriend is always so horny.
(20 January 2018)

Brianna:
Since being on the pill my boobs hurt all the time so I don't know if it's from the pill or I got pregnant that first month but still got my period?
(20 January 2018)

Brianna:
I take the pill the same time everyday.
(20 January 2018)

Brianna:
I had unprotected sex 3 times a day after my period.
(20 January 2018)

Brianna:
It lasted 5 days usually lasts about 6 but I know the pill is supposed to shorten your period.
(20 January 2018)

Brianna:
I took the morning after pill and I got my period exactly on time.
(20 January 2018)

Brianna:
I found out I was supposed to wait a month.
(20 January 2018)