HELP! I'M DROWNING IN RIDICULOUS E-MAILS!

This is gonna sound SO bitchy BUT COME ON!!!These openers and those like them are boring... I don't like to be bored.1. Hi Sexy (Really? Now how the efffff would you know that?)2. Hi Sweetie ( I don'
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Devon:
Girl looks different after I get into relationship?
(10 February 2018)

Devon:
Recently I've started realizing her flaws, and all of sudden she doesn't look like this perfect girl I saw.
(10 February 2018)

Devon:
I kept talking to her, we went out, & now we're dating.
(10 February 2018)

Devon:
When I just discovered her, and had a crush on her, she seem like a perfect girl with perfect balance of beauty and hotness.
(10 February 2018)

Raeann:
The girl i'm thinking of dating has no degree and is on minimum wage?
(10 February 2018)

Raeann:
But what scares me is that I have to pay for every lunch and dinner?
(10 February 2018)

Raeann:
We get along with each other and I don't thnk she sees me for being rich.
(10 February 2018)

Raeann:
Now i', not rich, but i'm very comfortable.
(10 February 2018)

Raeann:
So there is this younger girl (21) i', 30, and she is broke and working on minimum wage.
(10 February 2018)

Adelina:
But, it hurts to ignore him when we click too well.
(10 February 2018)