Humiliating German Dirty Talk Translated!

So I get really turned on by dirty talk and I thought I'd share some wonderful words & phrases from back home Maybe you can use them to impress other German girls on the site haha.My personal Favouri
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Lorita:
Im seeing this guy, and I think I'm falling in love with him, except he doesn't want a relationship right now, I don't want to keep?
(14 March 2018)

Lorita:
He wants to get all the benefits sexually a girlfriend would do it wife, but yet he can still go sleep with others, I don't want to give him what he doesn't deserve.
(14 March 2018)

Lorita:
No why should I give him all the benefits of a relationship, if he does not want one.
(14 March 2018)

Lorita:
He he said it sounded stupid as to why I wouldn't want to give him a bj because of that.
(14 March 2018)

Lorita:
Giving him relationship benefits, or even Bj And it might sound stupid, but it's boyfriend material.
(14 March 2018)

Renetta:
He tried to keep my focus away from him... he constantly interrupted him so he wont explsin anything to me.
(14 March 2018)

Renetta:
Yesterday another man came into the labguage group and my teacher WOULD NOT let him talk and look in my direction.
(14 March 2018)

Renetta:
Im learning a new language and in front of the whole group he teases me pretending to chock me calls me beautiful... helps with my coat... he even suggests free private lessons which i declined politely.
(14 March 2018)

Nicolette:
Can you see a faint blue line on this pregnancy test?
(14 March 2018)

Nicolette:
My gf sent this to me, but I can't see the blue line.
(14 March 2018)