Pick Up Lines #2: Cheesy

1) Guess what I have thats really big? ... My house you weirdo!2) Your lips look so lonely ... Would they like to meet mine?3) Were you in Girl Scouts? Because you have my heart tied in a knot4) Was t
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Christi:
I can't help but wonder if I missed out on the love of my life.
(17 May 2018)

Christi:
Did I miss out on great relationship because I doubted him too much?
(17 May 2018)

Christi:
I can't help but feel regret for leaving him and the possibility of a relationship.
(17 May 2018)

Christi:
Fast forward to now (a year later) and I see that he has a new girlfriend (who happens to look just like me) and they seem to be in a happy relationship.
(17 May 2018)

Christi:
I eventually ended up walking away despite my strong feelings for him.
(17 May 2018)

Christi:
This caused a lot of issues between us because I was looking for a deep loving relationship and I couldn't handle the ex sniffing around and all the baggage that came with him.
(17 May 2018)

Christi:
After falling for him I found out he was only separated and not legally divorced.
(17 May 2018)

Christi:
When we first met he told me he was divorced.
(17 May 2018)

Christi:
A year ago I met and dated a guy.
(17 May 2018)

Maria:
Stuck bw adam or aidan?
(17 May 2018)