A perfect marriage

A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, "Now how can I tell my wife that I've got really smelly feet and that my s
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Lilly:
Old crush texts me out of the blue and then doesn't reply to me. giving me anxiety, i don't get it?
(1 July 2018)

Lilly:
And i'm totally going bizzerk in my head because I was slowly getting over her and now I'm back in the rut again.
(1 July 2018)

Lilly:
I don't understand why she even bothered reaching out to me only to leave me hanging.
(1 July 2018)

Lilly:
Then I replied saying hi and asking how she is doing etc etc, and boom. no reply, its been 2 days.
(1 July 2018)

Lilly:
Then recently, she texted me out of the blue saying things like she missed me and sorta upset we didn't text.
(1 July 2018)

Lilly:
Then out of the blue she got engaged (arranged marriage). I was heartbroken, we didn't text for 2 months.
(1 July 2018)

Lilly:
Hi guys, I used to talk to this girl, we never really dated (complicated reasons), just used to text every single day for about a year.
(1 July 2018)

Hollie:
Is Uber's ride pass a good idea?
(1 July 2018)

Hollie:
Can anyone tell me if it's cost-effective?
(1 July 2018)

January:
I need a guy's opinion on masturbatio?
(1 July 2018)