A Not so Funny Funny

A man says to his wife, "Let me cum in your ear."She says, "No. I will go deaf if you cum in my ear."To that he replies, "That's funny. I cum in your mouth and you never s
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Ngoc:
She said men want a beautiful woman and she said if I dont look good then husband will cheat on me.
(28 August 2018)

Colby:
What's your opinion on ghosting someone?
(28 August 2018)

Frederica:
Why am i anxious around some of my friends?
(28 August 2018)

Ruby:
Did I make the right choice by ignoring her?
(28 August 2018)

Ruby:
I'm honestly done with her, after she was trying to play those dumb games.
(28 August 2018)

Ruby:
I'm sorry if I am being a prick, but it takes one to know one.
(28 August 2018)

Ruby:
It made me so satisfy because that's how I felt when you purposely ignore my texts and calls.
(28 August 2018)

Ruby:
Did you know how freaken happy I was?
(28 August 2018)

Ruby:
From my peripheral's view, I can still see her turning looking at me.
(28 August 2018)

Ruby:
I literally pretended to look forward not seeing her.
(28 August 2018)