Smart Woman

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter. Ten men, and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they wer
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Elisa:
I'm scared someone who works at the church is gonna find the package and there gonna look at the cameras and see that I threw and I'm gonna go to get arrested.
(29 October 2018)

Elisa:
My mind is coming up with all these scenarios that's going to happen.
(29 October 2018)

Elisa:
So basically I threw a dildo at a church.
(29 October 2018)

Elisa:
I thought I heard some voices and I didn't want anybody to ask me what I was doing and to investigate so I just ran home.
(29 October 2018)

Elisa:
The dumpster is behind a church.
(29 October 2018)

Elisa:
I didn't want to throw in away at my house so I went to the dumpster near my house.
(29 October 2018)

Elisa:
So my brain came up with the plan to throw it away the package so my sister would think it got lost in the mail.
(29 October 2018)

Elisa:
She wouldn't believe that it came like that.
(29 October 2018)

Elisa:
I couldn't just put it back because my sister would know I opened it because I've opened her stuff that she's gotten in the mail before.
(29 October 2018)

Elisa:
I also didn't want to have that awkward moment with her.
(29 October 2018)