The Knob

I thought you might need a good laugh on a Friday heading into the weekend.. I have no clue what happened to my last post! It just disappeared.. The KnobA woman visited her plastic surgeon who told he
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Angelique:
Should I stage an event when her mother is sure to walk in?
(24 November 2018)

Elba:
How muscular do I need to get until I'm physically attractive to women?
(24 November 2018)

Elba:
I'm 5'7 and a quarter and 118 pounds and workout once a day except on weekends which are my rest days How long until I'm attractive and can get decently attractive girls?
(24 November 2018)

Elba:
I'm skinny and have been working out for a couple weeks, and I've made a lot of progress, but I'm still really skinny.
(24 November 2018)

Lauran:
How to deal with women who want you to commit?
(24 November 2018)

Martina:
Why do some previously straight women who have bad luck with men enter into lesbian relationships?
(24 November 2018)

Myra:
Do they look their ages?
(24 November 2018)

Myra:
One in black is 31 and the one in plaid is 14.
(24 November 2018)

Jeanne:
Why do people try to get me to give up on my dream fantasy of marrying an untouched pure chaste young virgin girl?
(24 November 2018)

Kirstin:
Someone help me!?
(24 November 2018)