All puns intended

How many groans will I get? 1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.2. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
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Hanna:
We used to say hi to eachother alot and was really friendly but recently when she asked me what topic i chose for an assignment, she just said my topic was boring?
(8 December 2018)

Ellyn:
First name suggestions?
(8 December 2018)

Ellyn:
Just stuck on girl's first name.
(8 December 2018)

Ellyn:
Middle name will be Anne, last name is two syllables and stars with D.
(8 December 2018)

Noemi:
He acts like a woman sometimes !?
(8 December 2018)

Noemi:
He actualaly whines so much and I feel more like the guy then he is.
(8 December 2018)

Noemi:
Been going out with boyfriend for long time now and it seems to get worse as time goes by.
(8 December 2018)

Noemi:
I feel bad even writing this but it is driving me crazy.
(8 December 2018)

Hertha:
Is it worth being a sub to a mistress to save your relationship?
(8 December 2018)

Hertha:
My fiance left me for her bull who has a 9.5 inch cock, im only 6.5. Now they have split up, should i run back and submit to knowing my place as her sub, or walk away defeated since im basicly defeated either way?
(8 December 2018)