Need help. Christmas gift Ideas any one?

It is Christmas time and I have no cheer. Since I'm not in the Christmas mood I can not think of any gift ideas. Well I have some ideas but none that will be suitable to unwrap in front of everyone. I
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Louis:
So my guy friend in class used to look at me a lot and would look away right after i realized.
(11 December 2018)

Helene:
What are effective ways to discipline your kids without using corporal punishment?
(11 December 2018)

Helene:
What about the moments where the kids get REALLY out of hand?
(11 December 2018)

Helene:
What are the most effective ways to discipline your kids without using any sort of physical or corporal punishment?
(11 December 2018)

Helene:
I don't want to do this to my kids.
(11 December 2018)

Helene:
The only thing it ever accomplished was making us afraid and resentful.
(11 December 2018)

Helene:
My parents (well, mainly my dad) would do this to me and my siblings growing up.
(11 December 2018)

Helene:
I'm planning on having kids soon and I NEVER want to use any sort of physical punishment on them.
(11 December 2018)

Madonna:
What does it usually means when a guy asked you to go clubbing?
(11 December 2018)

Madonna:
I'm getting really confused on what this means.
(11 December 2018)