Why Don't Monkeys Talk Like Us?

There is little doubt that non-human primates like Koko the gorilla are very intelligent. Koko, for example, uses sign language to communicate with people, telling them that she loves her pet cats, Mi
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Janae:
I broke up with my ex cause he got abusive and I realized the guy I'd loved all along wasn't even my ex.
(21 December 2018)

Janae:
He got with hs new girlfriend about 6 months after I got with my ex.
(21 December 2018)

Janae:
I'd peak a look over at him and he'd have a smile on his lips.
(21 December 2018)

Janae:
They'd always say stuff like we know you guys are with other people right now, but you both know you're going to end up with eachother.
(21 December 2018)

Janae:
And they said this... even though we were both in relationships.
(21 December 2018)

Janae:
It's a big compliment from the bros.
(21 December 2018)

Janae:
Him and I ar so similar and his best friend's (the bros) have always told us we should be together, and that they ship us.
(21 December 2018)

Janae:
I'm a college student, who met my best friend a year and a half ago.
(21 December 2018)

Miki:
Politically speaking, I just got off the toilet. After I wiped my Donald, the toilet was plugged up with Trump. Can Melania come over?
(21 December 2018)

Isela:
Is what my boyfriend is doing wrong?
(21 December 2018)