Inauguration

This is the new Sunday column for at least another week Everyone loves reality, but just talking about yourself seems boorish, though with the shit that happens to ME in a week, maybe I SHOULD tell
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Sherika:
What does this hand gesture mean?
(1 February 2019)

Sherika:
What does it mean when someone wiggles their pinkie?
(1 February 2019)

Sherika:
She saw my dick, giggled, and wiggled her pinkie finger.
(1 February 2019)

Sherika:
I saw my friend, who was at my house hanging out, and I accidentally dropped my towel.
(1 February 2019)

Sherika:
I took a shower, and had to walk out of the bathroom to get clothes to change into.
(1 February 2019)

Klara:
Was this an excuse to text me?
(1 February 2019)

Serita:
She's been having an affair?
(1 February 2019)

Serita:
Gymnast Shawn Johnson has been cheating on her husband Andrew East and has been having an affair with USWNT Soccer Player Morgan Brian's husband Fabrice Gautrat.
(1 February 2019)

Tomika:
I hope my 26 year old daughter isn't having sex in my house. They watch movies upstairs quite often. do you think they are getting fresh?
(1 February 2019)

Tomika:
I don't want to ask her directly if she is having sex in my house because it will be awkward.
(1 February 2019)