Sex Toy Joke

In a sex toys store a guy asks for an inflatable doll. The seller:- Would you like a regular one, or the one with artificial intellect?- With artificial intellect, please.The next day the same guy ret
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Yuk:
If you saw reports of a home invader duo who break into women's apartments who live alone, then wait for her to come home, ambush her and rob her.
(20 March 2019)

Rima:
My roommate has a child with a woman who just ditched her child with me despite me saying no. Can I call the police and turn the baby over?
(20 March 2019)

Rima:
I don't have the mother's phone number and only know her first name.
(20 March 2019)

Rima:
My roommate is at work and can't have his phone on him even for 6 more hours.
(20 March 2019)

Rima:
I don't know if they'll just take the baby, or who I can call that will.
(20 March 2019)

Reva:
Why am I jealous when my boyfriend hangs out with his friends?
(20 March 2019)

Reva:
We meet up about 2 or 3 times a week and either go for coffee or to one of our houses.
(20 March 2019)

Reva:
I don't think he'd cheat or anything but I'm always so worried and jealous and I seriously have no idea why.
(20 March 2019)

Reva:
I've had a lot of issues in past relationships that have led me to having serious trust issues but I never let that show with him because I'm not going to freak him out about how I'm constantly worried.
(20 March 2019)

Reva:
They go out drinking a lot but only for one or two.
(20 March 2019)