Hold that Lantern Up...............

Deep in the back woods of Tennessee, a farmer's wife went into labor in the middle of the night and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor hand
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Mei:
She killed her neighbor and her entire family except him.
(19 April 2019)

Mei:
It kind of upset her when the little girl died on her birthday she came back to kill everyone but her brother.
(19 April 2019)

Mei:
Me and my girlfriend went to watch Pet Semetary last night it was nothing likebshe thought it would be.
(19 April 2019)

Jade:
Should I move on from a gay crush on a straight person?
(19 April 2019)

Jade:
She's nice and thinks of me as her friend.
(19 April 2019)

Jade:
I know we can never be together the way that I want us to.
(19 April 2019)

Jade:
Has boyfriends, talk about how she wants a cute guy on social media, etc.
(19 April 2019)

Jade:
I really really really like this girl, but she's straight.
(19 April 2019)

Bee:
Is it pretty bad that my girlfriend backdated our anniversary?
(19 April 2019)

Bee:
Pretty sure we've been dating for 6 weeks but she just gave me a card and said it was our 3 month anniversary.
(19 April 2019)