St Patricks Day Guide for a good time

It is almost time for the Celebration that is St Patricks Day. The day that everybody becomes Irish, I am writing this as a guide to having a great day on St Patricks Day. This guide will help yo
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Liberty:
She was passing me in the hallway and she kept directing her eyes at me.
(11 April 2019)

Liberty:
She's a Freshman and I'm a Sophomore.
(11 April 2019)

Shanon:
Why Is it wrong to tickle a child's vagina?
(11 April 2019)

Shanon:
It's non-sexual, it's just a random way to play with a little girl, to entertain and amuse the child girl.
(11 April 2019)

Luna:
Looking for a baby sitter so I can work during the summer?
(11 April 2019)

Charise:
Is she pregnant by me?
(11 April 2019)

Ardella:
I hate you and I hate myself for still loving you.
(11 April 2019)

Bethel:
Rascist Friend?
(11 April 2019)

Bethel:
She also is very sensitive to jokes too.
(11 April 2019)

Bethel:
She makes jokes about people and cultures that are more offensive than funny.
(11 April 2019)