The Melania Interview

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Annis:
He left California and did not say a word to me.
(12 August 2019)

Annis:
My head was down but I could see in the corner of my eye.
(12 August 2019)

Annis:
He was smiling at them, then he saw me and did not say a word to me.
(12 August 2019)

Annis:
Then one night he saw me outside by myself, he was with a girl coach and guy coach.
(12 August 2019)

Annis:
At times I saw him at the bar mingling with other male coaches.
(12 August 2019)

Annis:
I would see him at the bar and his coach friends would be mingling with pretty girls.
(12 August 2019)

Annis:
I kept telling him I wanted to see him before he left and he kept ditching me or saying he was busy with work.
(12 August 2019)

Annis:
He would be at the bar to mingle with other coaches in town to network.
(12 August 2019)

Annis:
He kept promising we would get together and then he would bail.
(12 August 2019)

Annis:
He stopped texting me and distanced himself.
(12 August 2019)