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Patria:
My mom is a single parent and she's broke.very.how can i help her if i'm only 12?
(23 September 2019)

Chelsie:
How long would it take a person to fall 10,000 feet on earth?
(23 September 2019)

Chelsie:
Can someone show me how to get the answer?
(23 September 2019)

Dreama:
Why is he not answering me?
(23 September 2019)

Dreama:
Maybe he changed his mind about me.
(23 September 2019)

Dreama:
He mentioned that he would be in a game and wanted to invite me the next day but I didn't hear back from him.
(23 September 2019)

Dreama:
I am getting worried since it's been two days now that he has not answered my messages.
(23 September 2019)

Dreama:
We typically message each other everyday.
(23 September 2019)

Dreama:
We spent time together and he even brought condoms for next time since we planned for him to sleep over.
(23 September 2019)

Dreama:
We've been seeing each other for the past 4 weeks.
(23 September 2019)